This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees
How are these animals even real
this has been a dovekie appreciation post
#it’s like a penguin crossed with a fat swallow
#793 Halloween Piñata Cookies
These Halloween Piñata Cookies are cute enough to finally put me in the Halloween spirit (even though my mind is reluctant to believe it’s already the end of October). They are inspired by the equally cute Cinco de Mayo cookies.
This is creative
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